Memo to My Subconscious or, Shrivel me Timber

Re: That dream

Look, I know you mean well. At least, I presume you mean well, but for crissakes use the good sense that god gave you!

Dreams about a public, on-stage grope-fest with a 70-something Mick Jagger and a 50-something Madonna might be your idea of an erotic idyll, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

No love,

 

Young Geoffrey