Memo from Morpheus: "Keep Your Shirt On!"

Even in dreams, and even as the sort of special advisor who calls Barack Obama "Barry" rather than "Mr. President", don't just wander into the family bathroom. Also, don't mistake your bathrobe for a coat. And always make sure you're wearing a shirt.

That is all.

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