A Surprise Visit

[ed_rex]

My father was in town and spent several hours at our humble above on Saturday. Though he has been an increasingly harsh ex-smoker over the past few years, his antipathy towards the habit has reached new levels of intensity.

After he had been here for perhaps an hour, Laura reached for her death-sticks.

"Please," my father said, "don't smoke in front of me; it's like taking a shit on the floor."

Comments

[rantipole6.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's funny! Maybe she should have...on the floor.

[lykshweetdood.livejournal.com]

......

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

[amaaanda.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Ex-smokers are so much more hardcore than non-smokers.

[carnivalnights.livejournal.com]

So I guess that rules out him ever kissing a smoker...

[ssurprize.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know... It sounds extreme to say that, but I've never been a smoker, let alone an ex-smoker... Maybe it is like shitting on the floor...

[ssurprize.livejournal.com]

ok, sorry for the double comment, I'm going to delete it now. :)

Merry Christmas, by the way!

Double Commenting

[ed-rex.livejournal.com]

No worries, it happens to everyone once in a while.

Merry Christmas (post facto, but what the hell) to you, too!