Call me ultraconservative, but I have a hard time even imagining finding a girl who runs in the sort of social network capable of finding her a dominatrix job in a dungeon. Or, uh, the girl for whom working as a dominatrix in a dungeon is a suitable cover story.

Here's what I take from your tale of woe: Canadians are a lot less inhibited than the rest of the world assumes. I'll spread the word yet.