The problem with your idea, that I review The Human Centipede is that I would be morally obliged to watch it, first.

Some of what I just read about it (yes, I can be a little compulsively curious about things that horrify and appal me) almost made me want to see it, but the truth is I just don't have any interest in torture porn, beyond seeing how close to the breaking point my freedom of speech ideals can be pushed.

Or, to put it another way, "Ewwww!" and "What the fuck!"

I found Alice in Wonderland to be disappointing. It had so much potential, and I just walked away feeling like there was too much lacking from it. I think it would have been better if he just stuck to the original story.

Or, hell, done something different that wasn't a fucking good-vs-evil, solve-problems-with-a-magic-sword movie. And why all that pre-feminist stuff about Alice taking over her father's (imperialist) trading company?

Lame movie is lame.