I'm pretty sure I don't want you duct-taping anything of mine to my anything.

I don't know man, the BDSM scene bores me. Where is the sex-mindfuck scene? I need to know where the scene is where girls want to be blind-folded and handcuffed to stuff, but just when they are anticipating sex, now instead they have to listen to me change my mind and just sit there copying their CDs or reading aloud their e-mails from their mom. Where's the scene where girls have to lie there naked and powerless while I delete their AIM buddies or Blackberry contacts?