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ed_rex ([personal profile] ed_rex) wrote2005-07-29 11:22 am
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Danger! Atheist! Flee! Flee! Flee!

Danger! Danger!


Thanks to queenofdemons for the link to this.

[identity profile] fadefromnothing.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They forget to say, we're pedophiles and wear white after labor day.
Hope you've been well, Geoff.

[identity profile] queenofdemons.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I just love that Coffee is the brew of choice for Athiests...that should be the campaign slogan for Folgers or something.

The first sign of giving up...is Folgers in yourrrr Cup!

(click on the gruffy character to see the quotes change)

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was kind of thinking there's been enough talk of pedophilia around here lately; but now you're besmirching my sartorial sense, you've gone too far!

Ahem. Are you still planning on a sale-thingy in Kensington, or did I somehow miss it?

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I just had no idea we were all as grumpy as I am.

[identity profile] fadefromnothing.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Of all people, I could never label love as such. It's safe, sane and consensual and it's quite alright by me. That's what matters?
And if it helps (though I doubt it), my boyfriend of about a year and a half has been on that end too. He's only about 4 years older than I, but he still gets the pedophile thing, primarily from my family. It doesn't help that he's white either, but this is me giving a fuck?

I am planning another, but I've been busy with so many things and work as of late, that planning it is difficult. My partner in crime (a friend, who was going to help run it) will be out of the country for the remnant of next month, but hopefully I can have one going by the end of this year. Of course, I'll make you RSVP about 8 times so I can be sure you're coming.

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-07-29 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He's only about 4 years older than I, but he still gets the pedophile thing, primarily from my family. It doesn't help that he's white either, but this is me giving a fuck?

God bless bigotry, eh? I am so pleased that at least the colour-difference between Laura and myself hasn't been a problem for anyone (so far as I am aware, at any rate), besides one idiot aunt, who wondered to my mum, "But what colour will the babies be?"

Of course, I'll make you RSVP about 8 times so I can be sure you're coming.

Eight probably ought to do it. :)

[identity profile] fadefromnothing.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"But what colour will the babies be?"
Green, of course.

What ethnicity is Laura, out of curiosity? She seems to have the loveliest skin tone.

[identity profile] queenofdemons.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course - without Jesus to brighten your day why would anyone be anything other than grumpy in a robe with coffee...the devil's brew...if there was a devil...

*sigh* it's all just so hopeless, I wish someone would save me.

Green

[identity profile] venividivici3.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Green is the obvious choice for babies. I just hope they don't get as big as Shrek or anything...

My background is: German, Jamaican, Irish, and Dutch.

I love Toronto :)

*lix*

cya!

[identity profile] tacky-tramp.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see these "very advanced witnessing techniques."

BOB: Well hello, Mr. Gruff. How are you today?
GRUFF: BUZZ OFF!
BOB: I'm sorry to see that you're grouchy. But I think I may know what your trouble is.
GRUFF: I'll tell you what my trouble is. It's prats like you interrupting my solitude!
BOB: Ah, Gruff, it may seem that way -- but that's just Satan talking.

[identity profile] offermeescape.livejournal.com 2005-07-30 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*lmao* Nice.

We'll go out soon. I've blown my July budget. Probably next weekend, though. :)

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I think part of what I so much enjoyed about that - what? cartoon? trading card? - what that I do like my coffee, my bathrobe and my solitude. Unfortunately for the parallel, though, I've been a pretty happy boy for a long time now (with admitted exceptions).

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
As I presume you now know, she's part-black - coffee with a lot of milk in winter, pretty dark in summer. Strangely enough to me (I had no training in anti-black prejudice), until I met Laura I had seldom been attracted to dark-skinned women, and especially not to black women. But now, well, I love Laura's skin as much as every other part of her that isn't directly connected to her mind.

[identity profile] ed-rex.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe not that soon. My budget for 2005 is in pretty tattered shape - and I want Laura to meet my dad before the summer's over.

[identity profile] offermeescape.livejournal.com 2005-08-02 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I can persuade. ;)