You're a strangely sweet man, sometimes, s, and I thank you. Happily, the fee wouldn't be an issue, but since I have just written about 2,000 words of prose, I think that closing that spigot in favour of one cinematic would be a distraction. (And also, unless it's a full-length Doctor Who episode, I don't really want to write screenplays.)

In a couple of days, though, I just might be sending you a first draft for a critique, if you're willing.